Online Enrichment Center

STAB ALL THE THINGS!: I'll Make Subjects Out of You

feelingstabby:

I’ve had “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan stuck in my head for a few days, so I figured I’d reinforce it by Aperturizing it.

I’ll Make Subjects Out of You

Let’s get down to Science
To defeat chambers!
Did they send me hobos?
I want a transfer!
You’re the fattest slobs
I ever met,
But…

Anonymous asked you:

If you could change one thing about the OEC, what would it be?

aimzicr asked you:

Hey, Boss, if I linked you to Morgan’s askblog - which technically isn’t up and running yet - would you like to taunt her through awkward questions? :D

sarcastickatt asked you:

What is your favorite enrichment center activity?

Anonymous asked you:

What’s your favorite part of the OEC?

Anonymous asked you:

If you could be given a paint job, what color would you pick?

Anonymous asked you:

Favorite position?

Anonymous asked you:

If you had the use of an android body to do “co-operative testing” with someone in the OEC, who would it be?

Anonymous asked you:

Assuming you had a remote unit to accomplish the tasks… marry, fuck, kiss: Trix, Susan, Wheatley

asktheaperturelabboy asked you:

Hello! How are you today? Anything I can do?